enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
when your best friend is called up for an award or...
ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french
epic-humor: juvenialls: once i put my mum’s bras on a ceiling fan because i though it’d be a funny prank but then some people came over to look at the house and i didn’t have time to take the bras down so when my mum turned the fan on bras flew all around our kitchen and landed on the people and like no one wanted to say anything so we acted like bras weren’t strewn across all of us X
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
epic-humor: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the...