2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
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pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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unpeubrisee:
I just want to curl up into a ball and sleep forever
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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