2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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hotanimegirl:


did this broccoli just flip me off?

seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

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YOU’VE UPSET TITS
brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

unpeubrisee:

I just want to curl up into a ball and sleep forever

bloggingslut:

sexlusion:

such a good feeling

perfect

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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kanyewesticle:


My little brother gets it
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